There are two things you need to know about me for the purpose of this slice:
- I put very little effort into my hair.
- I love poop emojis. To the point that our class mascot is a poop emoji stuffed animal named Professor Poo. And he sins the morning messages under my name, of course.
It was emoji pajama day yesterday and I had a new pajama shirt that made me irrationally happy. As a result of this irrational happiness, I blow-dried my hair straight. (Something that probably happened about one other time this school year.)
So, the kids enter the room with the normal level of noise and heated discussions. I get a few compliments on my hair. A few compliments on my poo. And then a student’s voice booms over the others…”I though we had a sub. [b/c of the hair], but then I saw the poo.” And he moved back to whatever discussion he was having with another student.
Good Morning and Welcome to 5B!