Not a Sub!

There are two things you need to know about me for the purpose of this slice:

  1.  I put very little effort into my hair.
  2. I love poop emojis.   To the point that our class mascot is a poop emoji stuffed animal named Professor Poo.  And he sins the morning messages under my name, of course.

Ok…the slice…

It was emoji pajama day yesterday and I had a new pajama shirt that made me irrationally img_20170301_050851_976happy.  As a result of this irrational happiness, I blow-dried my hair straight.  (Something that probably happened about one other time this school year.)

So, the kids enter the room with the normal level of noise and heated discussions.  I get a few compliments on my hair.  A few compliments on my poo.  And then a student’s voice booms over the others…”I though we had a sub.  [b/c of the hair], but then I saw the poo.”  And he moved back to whatever discussion he was having with another student.

Good Morning and Welcome to 5B!


9 thoughts on “Not a Sub!”

  1. This is so awesome and made me giggle!! I love the idea of emoji pj day and we should totally do this at our school. I love the shirt and your hair does look fabulous!! Oh, and My class is also 5B! 5th graders are the best.

  2. This made me laugh and brought a smile to my face. Clearly, your students know you well, and you have built and fostered your classroom community. Way to make your mark! 🙂

  3. Haha! I like it when the kids notice things about me. It makes me feel like a real person, not just a teacher robot who lives at the school 🙂

  4. So funny! You classroom must be a great place to learn and live together. Thanks for sharing…it gave me a good giggle for the day!

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