“These hiccups hurt!” I complained.
“Should I text you?” my fiance asked from the couch.
“Huh?……Oh…..” I realized what he was asking…He was offering to scare the hiccups out of me.
By texting you ask? Well…yes. I am easily startled. The school bell goes off. I jump. A chair screeches across the floor. I jump. My phones receives a text message. I jump.
Turns out I didn’t need help. They went away pretty soon after, but I guess that might work next time?