I have an aversion to parking. Maybe you could even call it a fear. I grew up in the suburbs where no parallel parking was required. I park far away from other cars in parking lots. I would rather walk than deal with parking next to other cars. And today I had to park on the street, on a hill at my sister’s house. Ahhhhh!!!!!!!
I will not park on the street
I will not park on a hill
Not in a truck
Not in a car
I will not, can not park parallel!